"Honey I just Fired the painters"

So you saw a home made paint contractors signthe tulips you just planted. The painters return
down at the end of the block and decided to call.after a lengthy lunch break to start scraping with
The job that they were doing on the exterior ofthe paint chips decoratively filling your garden bed.
the house looked good from a distance. ThereNow its time to power wash with a garden hose
were drop cloths not all canvas but bed spreadson the front porch roof where the owner slips
as well along with some old wood ladders andand falls on the wet shingles.
some twisted metal steps. Their vehicle parked inLater that evening you receive several phone calls
front of the house looked like it should have beenfrom neighbors asking you what all the
retired long ago. Without actually going up to seecommotion is at your house. The paint crew
the job at close range, or researching theirarrives for a second day and starts to paint the
references you gave them a shot as well as ahouse with oil base instead of latex as agreed
third down.upon, not to mention that the color is way off.
On the first day they set up the laddersAfter mentioning this to the contractor he agrees
carelessly against the gutters leaving a few dingsand begins to clean his oil brushes with water.
and dents in them. Not to mention stepping on