Offline Internet Marketing Lesson Learned

I recently purchased an online business. When ISo off I went, removing all of those prospects,so
bought my independent business it was explainedmuch work for nothing. Can you say
to me that there would be a learning curve. Boydisheartened? Tail between my legs I retreated
they weren't kidding! I'm not complaining but thisto my vehicle. There I sat thinking, and
was going to be like going back to school.thinking,trying to shake off the thoughts of
After reviewing a wealth of material, I put mymarketing meltdown. What shall I do now?
business plan into action which includes both onAhh a small stroke of genius, I'll put them in
and offline strategies. One of my offline strategiesresidential mailboxes. So there I go again, mailbox
was implementing the use of flyers. So Iafter mailbox after mailbox. Determined to get
developed my flyers, printed them up and headedback my numbers. I had distributed about 100
out to the local mall to place them on as manyflyers, and then it happened. "Hey! what are you
windshields as I could find.doing" came a voice from behind. I reeled around
Jackpot! There must have been 600 or 700 carsand that's right you guessed it, the postman. Long
just waiting for my little money makers. Away Istory short. It is against post office policy to put
went scurrying from car to car 1, 2, 5, 10, 50 andflyers in residential mailboxes. Not again. Luckily he
before I knew it I had distributed about 300didn't make me remove any of them.
flyers. O.K. great, time to move to the other sideWell that was enough for the day so I went
of the mall.home and I called my local post office and sure
Here I go again, 1, 5, 50 and so on.This wasenough the postman was right.They did suggest
fabulous because I knew that sales are all aboutthat I could subscribe in a mail out for a couple of
having big numbers (and of course the follow ups).hundred bucks. Then I called city hall and they told
I was up to at least 500 cars by now and I knewme there was a bylaw in place about placing
for sure that I was well on my way to becomingflyers on car windshields, but I could place them
an offline marketing guru. hhum!on residential doors. Voila! problem solved.
Huh! what's this? A man in a uniform."Can I helpSo the lesson here is (at least to me) before you
you" he asks. "No sir I'm just promoting a newdeliver flyers, make sure you check with local
online business" "Did you know it's against mallauthorities about the laws and bylaws governing
policy to solicit anywhere on the mall property,such actions. Also if you do decide to go door to
and if you don't remove all of those flyers we willdoor wear appropriate clothing, take snacks and
levy a fine against the owner of those flyers"plenty of fluids.
Gulp! HUH! ahh...arghh!Till next time Gary H.
Well let me tell you did that ever take the windP.S. BEWARE OF DOGS!
out of my little sails!