How To Prevent Being Lynched By Heavy Handed Spam Laws

California's new heavy handed spam law, slated tothe voluntary status of theiropt-in action. It's likely
takeeffect on 1 January 2004, not only providesthat this process will reducesomewhat the
stiff fines PERnumber of new subscribers who make it all
SPAM EMAIL sent. It also opens the doors widetheway to your opt-in list. Still, you'll wind up with
for civillitigation against a spammer, and grossahigher quality list, containing subscribers who are
amounts of cashrecovery for "damages" done toseriousabout reading your emails.
the recipient. In a societythat is already embroiled3. - Email any existing lists you have, explaining
in lawsuit frenzy, this lawappears to be a ticket tothat youare cleaning your lists, and asking those
instant riches for any Californiaresident that ownssubscribers tore-subscribe under your new policy.
an email account.(Offer them somethinggood in return for their
The term "spam" of course, refers to unwantedtrouble.) You may lose somesubscribers, but
commerciale-mail that clogs millions of computerthose are probably the ones who never
mailboxes every day.paidattention to your mailings to begin with, and
The Internet culture's current mindset towardare mostlikely to suddenly contract "amnesia."
spam is sonear to reaching critical mass, it's akin4. - Retain electronic confirmations of all opt-in
to that of arabid and out of control lynch mob inactions.
old Tombstone - toput it succinctly, "shucks, let'sIt would be wise to save those records externally
hang somebody."to diskon a daily basis.
While 30 or so states in the US now have5. - Provide an automated removal link in all emails
anti-spam laws onthe books, most of them aresent.
difficult to enforce againstreal spammers (theA "reply to this email for removal" or "email this
ones who send multi-millions of emailsat a whack,addressfor removal" statement may not be
hawking this week's special snake oil.) Thosepeoplesufficient in the nearfuture.
often are located outside US borders, and are7. - Sign all messages you send, top and bottom,
aboutas easy to track down as a ghost.with yourfull name and email address. Keeping
It's my prognostication that few if any realyour name in front ofyour subscribers will greatly
spammers willbe lynched. The people who areimprove their ability torecall their voluntary opt-in
most likely to be harmed arelegitimate businessesaction.
who participate openly in electronicmarketing,8. - Be sure your email subject line relates directly
conducting their affairs above board withtothe context of your message body. This is a
realaddresses and real phone numbers.prominentclause in most current spam laws.
Small emarketers who derive part or all of their9. - Use only a valid and working return address
incomefrom email marketing, and have worked tofor anyemail sent. The recipient must be able to
develop their ownopt-in emailing list, appear to bereach you (or amember of your staff) by clicking
the ones who are mostvulnerable to aggressivethe reply button to anyemail received.
anti-spam laws.While I don't appreciate being spammed, I've also
The fact is this: Sooner or later, some listlearnedto quietly use the technology available to
member willme, ie. emailfilters and delete buttons. Still, it won't
"forget" that s/he opted-in, and will inevitablysurprise me inthe least to soon hear of some guy
scream SPAMat the top of their lungs. With thewho has filed a milliondollar lawsuit because he
prospect for majorremuneration under thecontracted carpal tunnel syndromein his "delete"
California law, there undoubtedlywill be those whofinger.
suddenly contract a case of chronicBlind and uninformed legislation appears to be
"opt-in amnesia." Managing the most valid opt-inlaying afoundation for just such a frivolous
emailinglist in the Universe is about to becomeboondoggle, as slicklegislators continue to jump on
even more taxing.the bandwagon, "takingaction" on popular social
What To Do?issues as a self-serving exercisein ensuring their
1. - Develop an iron-clad opt-in agreement that theown re-elections.
newsubscriber must read and electronically agreeWhat I fear most however, is a terminally
to (via aradio button, checkbox, etc.) before s/hediseased socialconsciousness that refuses to take
is presented withyour opt-in form.individualresponsibility, while expecting big
2. - Rigorously use a double opt-in subscriptiongovernment to be apanacea for all ills, no matter
process,where the first message the newhow small or insignificant.
subscriber receives willrequire them to "confirm"