Don't Always Make Direct Mail Headlines Positive

The most powerful headline I ever read andI read that negative headline for the first time, I
acted upon was a negative headline. It changedwas slouching at the back of mathematics class,
my life.Yet most books on direct mail copywritingcatching up on the comic-strip misadventures of
will tell you to cast your headlines, overlines andAndy Cap and Hagar the Horrible. The year was
Johnson Boxes always in the positive. But1976. I had just turned 16. My Oxford and
sometimes being negative is positively good forCambridge 'O' Level exams -- and certain defeat
business. Or, to say it another way, negative-- waited less than a week away. I read the
headlines in your direct mail advertising are notadvertisement again. I studied the photograph. I
always bad.The headline that changed my lifemailed off the coupon that night.The information
appeared in a small display ad in the Daily Mirror, apackage arrived within the week. Nine months
British daily newspaper. Here's what it said:"Nolater I was PO35440S Junior Marine Sharpe,
Pleasure Cruises in the Royal Marines."That's abayonetting dummies with gusto and throwing up
negative headline, no question. The copywritermy lunch during nine-mile speed marches. Eighteen
wasted no time turning a negative into a positive.months later I was dodging bullets and bombs in
In fact, he turned a positive into aNorthern Ireland. Five years later I was
negative.Beneath the headline was a photo ofphotographing penguins in Antarctica. Ten years
several heavily armed Royal Marines crouching in alater -- and thirteen countries, four promotions,
rigid raider assault boat, manfully pounding overnumerous fights and a Falklands War later -- I
the waves towards an assuredly nasty landing onwas a civilian again.That headline would not have
some distant enemy beach.Beneath the photoworked for me if the copywriter had cast it in a
was this simple body copy:positive way. By promising what I would not get,
"Some of the toughest training in the world.and by telling me what I should not look forward
That's what makes Royal Marines Commandosto, he won me over.So here's my advice. Don't
ready for anything. If you think you've got theturn all your negatives into positives. Instead, turn
determination and you're over 16, here's youryour positives into negatives for a change. Don't
chance. Find out more by sending off the coupon."be timid.© 2006 Sharpe Copy Inc.
"No Pleasure Cruises in the Royal Marines." When